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A yellow parking violation card with checkboxes and a red box warning you parked like an idiot.
A hand holds a funny parking violation card listing reasons why someone parked like an idiot.
A hand holds up a funny parking violation card with text warning you parked like an idiot against a red car.
A hand holds up a yellow warning card with text that reads ATTENTION You Parked Like an Idiot Flip over to see the reason
A hand holds up a funny parking violation card with an attention symbol against a teal car.
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You Park Like an Idiot – Funny Parking Violation Cards (50 Pack)

Regular price $12.99 Sale price $10.99

Why customers love it

Leave a witty note for bad parkers

This pack of 50 humorous business cards delivers playful jabs in a cheeky, lighthearted tone, so you can get your message across without confrontation.

  • Pack of 50 cards for repeated use or sharing
  • Multiple witty sayings to suit various parking violations
  • Compact card size fits neatly under windshield wipers
  • Printed on durable paper that withstands outdoor conditions
  • Fun gag gift or stocking stuffer for car enthusiasts
A yellow parking violation card with checkboxes and a red box warning you parked like an idiot.

Why you'll love these parking violation cards

Plenty to go around

A pack of 50 cards means you're always stocked up for repeated use or sharing with friends who share your sense of humor.

A jab for every situation

Multiple witty sayings let you pick the perfect playful jab for every parking violation, from tight spots to double parking.

Fits right under the wiper

The compact 9 x 5 cm card size fits neatly under windshield wipers, so your message stays put until the driver returns.

Great for gifting

A fun gag gift or stocking stuffer for car enthusiasts, office parking lots, garages, or neighborhood streets.

Specs

The details that matter

Built to last outdoors, season after season.

Quantity
50 cards
Card Size
9 x 5 cm
Material
Paper
Product Type
Business cards

Our worry-free shopping promise

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or not as described, contact us within 14 days and we will make it right with a replacement or refund.

Frequently asked questions

Everything you might want to know before you order.

How many cards are included in the pack?

Each pack contains 50 cards, giving you plenty for repeated use or sharing with friends.

What size are the cards?

Each card measures 9 x 5 cm, a compact size that fits neatly under windshield wipers.

What material are the cards made from?

The cards are printed on durable paper that withstands outdoor conditions, so they hold up when left on vehicles.

Are the messages on the cards all the same?

The pack includes multiple witty sayings, so you can choose a playful jab that suits various parking violations.

Where can I use these cards?

Yes, the cards work great in office parking lots, garages, or neighborhood streets, and also make a fun gag gift for car enthusiasts.

Shipping & returns

Shipping

  • Delivers to United States (based on your selected country/region).
  • Estimated delivery: 3–15 business days after dispatch.
  • Shipping cost: Free.

Returns

You can request a return within 14 days after delivery. Standard returns have a €4.00 EUR (approximately $4.66 USD) flat-rate return shipping fee, deducted from your refund. Return shipping is free for items that arrived damaged, defective, or incorrect. Items should be unused and in original packaging where possible. Contact us before sending anything back.